A man walked into a pet store and saw a cute-looking dog with a sign on his cage that said "Talking Dog - $10.00". He told the salesman that while the dog was pretty cute, he just didn't believe any dog could talk. The clerk responded "tell him, fido!"
So the dog said: "Let me tell you about my career. I worked for the CIA, assisting with drug interdiction. Then I worked for United Airlines, sniffing luggage for drugs. Then I worked with the Marines, guarding the President of the United States. Then, as I got older, I helped train the younger guard dogs. Lately, now that I'm getting pretty old, I only pose for pictures for National Geographic."
The dumbfounded man couldn't believe his ears! "That's amazing", he said. Why are you selling him so cheap?
"Because he's a damn liar," the clerk responded. "He never did any of those things."
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